Oatmeal Cookies

qualify for breakfast...
they have fruit and oats.

they qualify,
they do.

thoughts on premarital activity

indulge.
as much as possible.
and please, live together for at least 6 months.

i would never advice a friend to buy a car
without a lengthy test drive,
would you?

someone

please save my macbook from the smudge demons that haunt her so.

"so if found myself alone
hoping someone would miss me
thinking about my home
and the last woman to kiss me"

if you buy

children's size long johns...
you end up with thermol
pedal pushers.
and trust me,
this look
looks awful
on everyone.

wounded

who do you cry to
when your best friend
throws a rock at you?

"bob dylan

"can't sing, can't dance
but boy, can he wail on a harmonica."
-anonymous

NO,

i am not procrastinating.

yes, i know

i am making that face again...
head tilted sideways, propped up on knuckles...
elbow supporting, on table...

you will find this face in place
where
tedious tasks,
task related boredom,
or frustration
gather.

For Sale free! today in St. Johns

--->Black Kitchen table and 4 chairs good shape<---
FREE FREE FREE Please come get This is in nice condition
Please come pick up at 7928 N Fessenden St Apt 1 Portland Oregon 97203.
Please don't knock on the door just come and get it. I will take down post when item has been taken.

--->VISO T shirt, small black<---
Free T shirt advertising VISO energy drink. Small black with white graphics

--->Pioneer 6 CD DECk, don't know if it works<---
got this for free on craigslist, and I haven't even plugged it in yet, so I don't know if it works. But you can have it! :)


have i mentioned i love craigslist?

see you there?

Celebrate the finally-a-reality domestic partnerships on Monday night at Holocene, at a party hosted by Basic Rights Oregon.

From executive director Jeana Frazzini:

Finally, I hope you are ready to CELEBRATE! If you're in the Portland area, please join us at Holocene this Monday evening from 6 pm - 11 pm for the first of what I know will be many joyous toasts to a fairer and more equal Oregon.

Holocene's at 1001 SE Morrison. Like all Holocene events, this one is 21+, but BRO says there are family-friendly events in the works.

the eels

are playing at the Wonderball Room
128 NE Russell
April 13th, 9 pm.
Everyone buy your tickets
...after i buy mine.

a day in the life of a dog and a cat...

taken from a Boston craigslist posting, was listed under rants and raves.
enjoy...



The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary



Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine l avishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse
and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike
fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.

For now.

finally...

...finally.