arbitrary posts

Oatmeal Cookies

2008-02-08T10:24:00.000-08:00

qualify for breakfast...
they have fruit and oats.

they qualify,
they do.

thoughts on premarital activity

2008-02-07T10:42:00.000-08:00

indulge.
as much as possible.
and please, live together for at least 6 months.

i would never advice a friend to buy a car
without a lengthy test drive,
would you?

someone

2008-02-05T12:21:00.000-08:00

please save my macbook from the smudge demons that haunt her so.

2008-02-04T16:00:00.000-08:00

"so if found myself alone
hoping someone would miss me
thinking about my home
and the last woman to kiss me"

if you buy

2008-02-04T12:17:00.000-08:00

children's size long johns...
you end up with thermol
pedal pushers.
and trust me,
this look
looks awful
on everyone.

wounded

2008-02-03T17:15:00.001-08:00

who do you cry to
when your best friend
throws a rock at you?

"bob dylan

2008-02-03T12:34:00.000-08:00

"can't sing, can't dance
but boy, can he wail on a harmonica."
-anonymous

NO,

2008-02-03T12:33:00.000-08:00

i am not procrastinating.

yes, i know

2008-02-03T11:53:00.000-08:00

i am making that face again...
head tilted sideways, propped up on knuckles...
elbow supporting, on table...

you will find this face in place
where
tedious tasks,
task related boredom,
or frustration
gather.

For Sale free! today in St. Johns

2008-02-03T09:55:00.000-08:00

--->Black Kitchen table and 4 chairs good shape<---
FREE FREE FREE Please come get This is in nice condition
Please come pick up at 7928 N Fessenden St Apt 1 Portland Oregon 97203.
Please don't knock on the door just come and get it. I will take down post when item has been taken.

--->VISO T shirt, small black<---
Free T shirt advertising VISO energy drink. Small black with white graphics

--->Pioneer 6 CD DECk, don't know if it works<---
got this for free on craigslist, and I haven't even plugged it in yet, so I don't know if it works. But you can have it! :)

have i mentioned i love craigslist?

see you there?

2008-02-03T09:34:00.001-08:00

Celebrate the finally-a-reality domestic partnerships on Monday night at Holocene, at a party hosted by Basic Rights Oregon.

From executive director Jeana Frazzini:

Finally, I hope you are ready to CELEBRATE! If you're in the Portland area, please join us at Holocene this Monday evening from 6 pm - 11 pm for the first of what I know will be many joyous toasts to a fairer and more equal Oregon.

Holocene's at 1001 SE Morrison. Like all Holocene events, this one is 21+, but BRO says there are family-friendly events in the works.

the eels

2008-02-02T13:34:00.000-08:00

are playing at the Wonderball Room
128 NE Russell
April 13th, 9 pm.
Everyone buy your tickets
...after i buy mine.

a day in the life of a dog and a cat...

2008-02-02T13:30:00.000-08:00

taken from a Boston craigslist posting, was listed under rants and raves.
enjoy...

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine l avishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse
and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike
fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.

For now.

finally...

2008-02-01T22:16:00.001-08:00

...finally.

Cellar Door

2008-01-31T23:26:00.000-08:00

"A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that cellar door is the most beautiful."
--Drew Barrymore as Karen Pomeroy in Donnie Darko

"Most English-speaking people ... will admit that cellar door is 'beautiful,' especially if dissociated from its sense (and from its spelling). More beautiful that, say, sky, and far more beautiful than beautiful... Well then, in Welsh, for me cellar doors are extraordinarily frequent, and moving to the higher dimension, the words in which there is pleasure in the contemplation of the association of form and sense are abundant."
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

dude,

2008-01-31T22:32:00.000-08:00

just call her.
it would take you five seconds
to put an end to hours of worry.

just act like you care...
she does.

Jan three zero rainbow rally

2008-01-31T19:31:00.000-08:00

taken from justout.com blog

What's Up With The Oregonian?
The issue that I read of today's The Oregonian didn't carry a single word of coverage about last night's Rally to Defend Equality.

Last night the paper's Web site posted a link to Gay Right Watch, and their blog post about the event, but that only stayed up briefly.

1500+ people coming out and standing in the rain and cold to demonstrate their commitment to a cause isn't news?

disgusting, don’t you think?

but i smile all the same.
upon exiting the library steps behind my girlfriend late this afternoon,
i spied a man with a sticker from yesterday's rally on his jacket.
i stepped back in the doorway.
"thank you for supporting equal rights," i said softly.
he smiled, meeting my eyes.
"no problem."

Street Fee Opposition

2008-01-31T11:11:00.000-08:00

“The city has mispent millions of tax dollars on the tram, street cars, light rails and other expensive non-car projects and have neglected roads all these years. Taxpayers are now being punished for the city’s problems.”
--Don McIntire, President Taxpayer Association of Oregon

"non-car projects"?
...right...

i could rant all afternoon.
for a real scoop
read this
and follow links to gather information & form an opinion.
if your bike is as loved as mine, you have a decent pair of street shoes, or you have actually used the PT system in this town, i am sure you are with me on this one.

deep fried candy bars?

2008-01-30T14:14:00.000-08:00

gross.
yet, i don't know, if offered, i would really refuse the opportunity to have an informed opinion
even if it were the same as my uninformed opinion…
gross.

candyaddict.com

2008-01-30T13:11:00.000-08:00

i really should blog at random.
i've thought about it before...
just being a girl who posts things at random
doesn't expose her identity
perhaps talks about naughty things
raw or edgy
boring or bland
irrelevant and poignant
raises an eyebrow or two
that could be fun..
i really should blog at random.

check one, two

2008-01-29T10:24:00.000-08:00

can you hear what i'm saying?