Oatmeal Cookies

qualify for breakfast...
they have fruit and oats.

they qualify,
they do.

thoughts on premarital activity

indulge.
as much as possible.
and please, live together for at least 6 months.

i would never advice a friend to buy a car
without a lengthy test drive,
would you?

someone

please save my macbook from the smudge demons that haunt her so.

"so if found myself alone
hoping someone would miss me
thinking about my home
and the last woman to kiss me"

if you buy

children's size long johns...
you end up with thermol
pedal pushers.
and trust me,
this look
looks awful
on everyone.

wounded

who do you cry to
when your best friend
throws a rock at you?

"bob dylan

"can't sing, can't dance
but boy, can he wail on a harmonica."
-anonymous